Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Joe Zada, nude photos, and the FBI 3-22-11

To the person who just ordered 4 copies of my latest book, thank you. I am aware that I promised you more info on Joe Zada, but first I must vent a little. I just read a short article today that makes very little sense...or perhaps it does. It is about a 22 year old actress named Vanessa Hudgens. She had some nude photos of herself on her computer. A computer hacker managed to get into her computer and abscond with the photos. She contacted the FBI. They granted her an interview! BUT OF COURSE THEY DID! Did you think for a moment they would not?!? I can envision somewhere between 10 and 12 "Special Agents in Charge" speeding to the interview, sirens wailing, grim looks of concern behind their sunglasses.  No, I am not making this up! Click here. Didn't believe me at first, did you? Let us just imagine the scenario if we may: A dozen serious looking suits gathered around this poor, beset upon, helpless but fetching female ingenue. She tells them her tale of woe between sobs. Perhaps one of the agents was the same one "assigned" to the Joe Zada case (you know, the one where he stole 298 million dollars and frittered it away on attorneys, immense parties, mansions, jet-setting in Europe, male-prostitutes, etc, etc). It was nice that the agent could set aside his paperwork for a while and interview this hapless young woman with real problems instead of yet another Zada victim with ruined dreams, hopes, and retirements. How many agents offered hankies when poor Vanessa's sobbing became too much for them to bear? When these Federal Agents realized what shame and embarassment she must be feeling at the moment, did they inwardly resolve to persevere and leave no stone unturned until this evil perpetrator was apprehended? I'll bet they did!  Did they ask for copies of the photos? I don't want to know. to be cont.... 

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