The Perks of being a concubine 6-19-11

When I worked for my ol' buddy Art Van, he was highly suspicious of any pretty woman that came on to him. Please recall, if you can, a young Burt Reynolds in the movie Deliverance. When women saw him, their hearts beat a little faster. He was handsome, muscular, and viral. Well, Art didn't look anything like that...and knew it. Art was a snappy dresser, though. While Summer used to openly declare her adoration for Art often, Art would privately say "Maaark, let's face it, she wouldn't be interested in me if I was just a plumber." He knew it was the money. And guess what? He still knows that it's about the money. His latest young chippie is driving a $130,000 Mercedes, courtesy of the furniture chain magnate. Her $25,000 Rolex watch looks absolutely stunning on her as well (do not fret, that's just the suggested list, Art never pays full price for anything.) Let us hope this ends well for her.