Art and his Concubine  9-2-12
My old buddy Art Van has been making the rounds with his latest squeeze. He is looking much trimmer than I remember him. One possible theory for his weight loss is that she found out she is finally in his will and is gradually poisoning him. I will allow the reader a moment to study her in this photo below and then advance a creepy theory that I have been harboring. 

This pic was taken at the Saks Blast. Proceeds benefit the Karmonos Cancer Center, a favorite charity of Art's. I was not there. His latest chippy is on the right. Let us now preview a more relaxed looking pose below. 

I do not remember reading anything about my ol' buddy's divorce, do you? Alright, I promised you a creepy theory and here it is: The astute reader will recall that I wrote about his eldest daughter Bertha in my novels. I was startled when I realized that the woman in the above pics strongly resembles a much younger version of Bertha! Eeeewww! In all fairness however, neither of the men in the pics look anything like Art's three sons. Would the reader enjoy a very recent pic of Art's former mistress, Summer? 

Her real name is Lorin, and while she is still quite striking, I wish that I could work out with her again for a year or so...I had her far more toned that she is right now. This is a pic of her that was taken at the Fash Bash. Back to home page click here.