Joel Osteen Lakewood Church  12-9-14
I just read a report about somebody stealing $600,000 from Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church Sunday collection in March of this year. For the record, I was here is Sarasota Florida the entire month of March, I have dozens (and perhaps hundreds) of witnesses capable of verifying this, and in spite of what my ex-wife will probably accuse me of I had absolutely nothing to do with it. Please bear in mind that my ex-wives have accused me in the past of everything from the JFK assassination to the Nicole Simpson Ronald Goldman killings to the Great Train Robbery. I might bear a little more responsibility for Global Warming that I care to admit but I sold that particular boat long ago. The report said that the heist broke down into about $200,000 in cash and the rest in checks. I have an airtight alibi for the Sunday evening in question. I was nowhere near Texas. I watch Joel's Sunday messages on occasion and freely admit to drawing inspiration from them. Joel reminds me a great deal of the character Pastor Tony in God Stole My Daughter. I would NEVER do anything to harm his cause. Back to home page click here.