Art Van almost ruined Thanksgiving! 11-25-10

I admit that I overate just a little. But Art did NOT need to do that! You know how you can tell when Art Van is lying? Because his lips are moving! I am still incredulous at his latest whopper. What did that senile, pathological liar say now, you may ask? He announced on TV that he had a workout room that was decorated with a sunshine motif (I'm paraphrasing). If that rotund man works out more than twice a year, I will marry Prince William next year! To even IMPLY that he exercises is blasphemy. When I heard about this latest fabrication, I almost lost my dinner. Thanks a lot, Art.