It seems as though my ol' buddy Art has been in the limelight a great deal as of late. Holiday soirees, grand openings and every kind of charity event that will allow Art and his mistress through the door invariably post a pic or two of my old boss and the little trollop somewhere. Brace yourself before you take a peek at the one below.
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| I'm guessing this one was taken at a St. Patricks Day get together. Art does not have a single drop of Irish blood, and I can only guess where she is from...Transylvania perhaps?
The latest charitable deed performed by Art received considerable press on the news channels and newspapers. It seems as though the Detroit Fire Department is out of money. They do not buy their employees paper towels, soap, toilet paper, etc. There is no money available at all for new mattresses, and things were getting a little uncomfortable at nap time. According to every report that I saw, the total amount of mattresses Art donated was 150. During this holiday season, I am trying hard to give people the benefit of the doubt. For instance, my first inclination was to wonder if the mattresses that Art donated were new...I certainly hope they were. I hope they were not "returns." I'm sure they were not, because it would be awful if they were. I also am aware what the frequent reader of these updates is probably thinking...if Art changes mattresses in all of his households every time he changes mistresses, the man must have dozens upon dozens of lightly used mattresses in an old warehouse somewhere. Shame on you, loyal reader, for even thinking such thoughts! In the spirit of the holiday, I remain hopeful every one of the 150 mattresses was never used for anything else. Back to home page click here.
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