The Biggest Whopper I've heard since I worked for Art Van. 9-20-14
Art Van used to lie to me this way, so after it happened I was very, very suspicious. I have a relatively new puppy. When I was writing GOD Stole My Daughter, this young dog provided little assistance. Nikki is six months old and weighs about 60 pounds.
She is a friendly, gentle soul but prone to causing trouble when she can. I don't mind as long as she is honest with me. She has the most winsome smile. Does this look like the face of a pet who would lie? Of course not. Quite recently, a damaged personal item was brought to my attention. I confronted my puppy about it. She was offended by my inquiry. She claimed that she knew nothing about it. She purported to have heard that the manufacturer often shipped this item in the exact condition in which I found it. I want to believe her. I really do. The evidence is just so damning, however. Check for yourself. Tell me what you think. Back to home page click here.
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