Definition of HYPOCRITE
1: a person who puts on a false appearance of virtue or religion 2: a person who acts in contradiction to his or her stated beliefs or feelings
Alright then, now that we have defined the meaning of the word, let us see if we can find one. The following might be a good start: One of my readers received an email from Art Van Furniture. I posted most of it below. He is trying to sell your dog some furniture. The heading even says Arf Van. The problem? Art hates dogs! He has never owned one. To be honest, he was attacked by a German Shepard on his paper route as a boy. But in the spirit of "leave no stone unturned," that does not stop Art from using innocent animals to try and make a buck! After I saw the ad, it took some time for my shock and nausea to abate. When it did, I read the words FREE SHIPPING WHEN YOU SHIP TO STORE. Art, what kind of morons do you think live in Michigan? "Free shipping to store" is just picking it up at the store, you hypocritical FRUITCAKE! You just had to use the work free in there somehow, didn't you?
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